The Daily Funnies: April 2013

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Link to Another Post Assignment

On Wednesday April 24 James posted a very technical piece of artwork that is quite amazing of a skeleton, but on Monday April 22 Jeremy posted a very interesting and abstract piece of artwork.

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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Cerebral Palsy

Cerebral palsy is a brain disorder that can cause many problems in people. These problems could be not being able to relax your muscles, lack of balance, or fluttering your legs at random times. There are three types of Cerebral Palsy. They are Spastic, Athetoid, and Ataxic. The most common of the three types is Spastic. Spastic CP makes it so the patient can not relax their muscles. There muscles are always stiff. Athetoid CP causes people to not be able to control their muscles. People with this type at any time could move their legs or arms. Ataxic CP causes people to be shaky with their balance and coordination. Cerebral Palsy can affect a persons ability to walk, talk, eat, or move the way that other people do. CP can be mild or severe like most diseases. Depending on how much of the brain is affected rates the severeness. In most cases doctors do not know the cause of Cerebral Palsy. Doctors do know that the damage to the brain is caused when a baby is very young. Diagnosis is usually very early in life. CP doesn't progress, but how it affects a person can change as a person grows older and lives on their own. Usually the best way to manage CP is a combination of parents, teachers, doctors, and therapists. If you know someone that has CP the best thing that you can do for them is to treat that person like you would anyone else. If they need a little extra help then give it to them, but don't make a big deal about it. Also try and include them in on things that you are doing. There is no cure for CP so being there for those who have it is the best way to give them support.

These are the types of CP and what they affect and what part of the brain that they affect.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Santa's Wish List(Dessert Dance Themes)

Santa's Wish List

1. American Girl dolls

2. Army Men
3. Barbie
4. Barney Talking Doll
5. Beanie Babies
6. Betsy Wetsy doll
7. Big Wheel
8. Bubbles and wand
9. Cabbage Patch Kids
10. Care Bears
11. Charlie’s Angels dolls
12. Chatter Telephone
13. Chatty Cathy
14. Toy Boat
15. Disc shooter guns
16. Doll House (various)
17. Easy Bake Oven
18. RC CAR
19. Etch-A-Sketch
20. Fisher-Price Corn Popper
21. Frisbee
22. Furby
23. G.I. Joe
24. Glo-worm
25. Gumby
26. He-Man
27. Heelys
28. Holly Hobbie
29. Hopity Hop
30. Hula Hoop
31. Inchworm
32. Johnny Reb Cannon
33. Jump rope
34. Kewpie dolls
35. Lawn Darts
36. Legos
37. Lincoln Logs
38. Lionel Trains
39. Lite Brite
40. Magic 8 Ball
41. Marvel/DC action figures
42. Matchbox/Hot Wheels
43. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
44. Mr. Potato Head
45. Muppet dolls
46. My Little Pony
47. Nerf Balls
48. Play-Doh
49. Pogo
50. Pogo Stick
51. Pokemon
52. Pound Puppies
53. Radio Flyer Wagon
54. Raggedy Ann and Andy Dolls
55. Rainbow Brite
56. Razor Scooter
57. Remote controlled vehicles (various)
58. Rock’em Sock’em Robots
59. Roller skates
60. Rubber Ducky
61. Sesame Street dolls/figures
62. Silly Putty
63. Sit N’ Spin
64. Six Million Dollar Man action figure
65. Skateboards
66. Slime
67. Slinky
68. Slot Car race sets
69. Smurfs
70. Snoopy Sno Cone Machine
71. Unicorn
72. Spongebob Squarepants doll
73. Star Wars action figures
74. Strawberry Shortcake
75. Stretch Armstrong
76. Super Ball
77. Super Soaker
78. Tamagotchi
79. Tea set (various)
80. Teddy bears/stuffed animals (various)
81. Teddy Ruxpin doll
82. Teletubbies
83. The Farmer Says
84. Thomas the Tank Engine
85. Thumbalina
86. Tickle Me Elmo
87. Tinker Toys
88. Tonka Trucks
89. Transformers
90. Troll dolls
91. View Master
92. Walkie Talkies

93.My Little ponies

94. Snowboard

95. Phone

96.Piano

97. Head of Lettuce

98. Cantaloupe

99. Pet

100. THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE THE: PHILOMATH MIDDLE SCHOOL'S DESSERT DANCE THEME SHOULD BE GLOW IN THE DARK. IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR THIS YOU WILL GET COAL IN YOUR STOCKING FOR SURE , AND I MEAN IT.

Don't let this be your stocking next year or you'll be sorry.
Lots Of Love(LOL) Santa

Glow In the Dark Easter Bunny

Dear Nate Haslam,

It's me the Easter Bunny. I just wanted to write a letter to you to make sure that your school makes the right choice for the dessert dance theme. Glow in the dark is the obvious choice. I think that over the years delivering eggs to you I have found that your class of students tends to like very strangely colored eggs. I think that this will directly translate into your personality.

P.S. I painted myself glow in the dark to support the campaign.

Love,

The Easter Bunny

Monday, April 15, 2013

GLOW IN THE DARK

GLOW IN THE DARK IS THE WAY TO GO

For this years dessert dance we are narrowed down to three options. They are Never land, a night in Hawaii, or Glow in the dark. I think that this is an obvious choice. Never land and a night in Hawaii are just your average day themes. I think that if our class wants to be remembered at the middle school that the glow in the dark theme will leave a great memory in the teacher's minds. This theme best suits our class because we like to do things out of the normal. This theme would suit our class way better than the other two. My vision for decorations are black lights so that we glow, Christmas lights like at all the dances, or anything white on the walls so that it will glow. For the photo booth I am thinking that we could photo shop my friend Tyrone the glowing T-Rex into the back of the pictures. Personally I could help the night be special by helping set up decorations or I could set up Tyrone in the photo booth. Everyone wants a picture with a glowing T-Rex. This is an obvious choice, don't make the wrong choice or you'll regret it. Vote for glow in the Dark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!